My favorite website right now is http://www.dearblankpleaseblank.com/ It's a good way to just procrastinate and take time off to just laugh with my roommates here. Feeling inspired by it, I wanted to write some of my own.... some serious and purely sarcastic, but I think it'll get some of you to laugh.
Dear Man who helped me cross the street,
Thank you SO SO MUCH! You literally might have saved my life. How did you know I was scared to do it by myself? That intersection is really dangerous!!!
Sincerely,
American-Girl-Who Doesn't-hide-Emotions-Well
Dear Man who is selling TV series on DVD for only 2 American Dollars,
I'd like to inform you that there is not a 10th season of 24. We were not that lucky.
Sincerely,
Sad American Fan who is kinda disgusted that you'd actually try to sell that
Dear Woman with adorable twins,
Thank you for greeting me every morning. It really makes my day. :)
Sincerely,
Me
Dear 4th grader,
Is it weird that your personality reminds me of my boyfriend in the states?
Sincerely,
Is This A Good Thing?
Dear Bajaj driver,
Thank you for pointing out that I am a white person. I hadn't noticed lately surrounded by all these AFRICANS!
Sincerely,
A Mzungu (white person)
Dear Lightening,
I really thought that you were an electrical spark in my room so I spent way too long searching for the source only to discover that you were OUTSIDE my room.
Sincerely,
Stupid American
Dear Thunder,
Thanks for bringing rain and coolness but you kept me awake by shaking my room. Literally.
Sincerely,
Sleepy
Dear Roommates,
Thank you for putting up with all my stupid questions. I realize how dumb most of them sound to you.
Sincerely,
Thankful
Dear Cold,
I came to Africa in fear of Malaria, typhoid, nausea, diarrea, and other annonymous diseases. I brought just about every medication known to man to treat these strange illnesses. Yet, here I am with a common cold.
Sincerely,
Annoyed at the Irony
Hopefully, these made you laugh. If you didn't get the humor, I sincerely apologize.
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